Kebo the Pro Crastinator

dreadfully-dull:

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

serenemalevolence:

Middy’s Taking Commissions!

We’re moving really soon! And I’m trying to help my parents however I can until I can get a job (aka Food, Bills and Furniture). I’m also trying to get new glasses because these ones are about 6 years old now and its time for an upgrade. It would be about 60 USD for the Exam (unless my insurance covers it) and depending on the frames I get, another 60-100 USD. My insurance DOES NOT cover frames unfortunately. I’m also trying to get my GED (the equivalent of a high school diploma for those who dropped out and did not go back to school). I don’t know how much that will be so anything I can get is appreciated.

TL;DR: I’m in need of money bad.

So! Here is pricing info!

Bust:

  • Sketch w/o Color = 3 USD

  • Sketch + Base Color = 4 USD

  • Sketch with Line + Base Color = 5 USD

  • Sketch with Line + Base + Shading = 7 USD

Full Body

  • Sketch w/o Color = 8 USD

  • Sketch + Base Color = 9 USD

  • Sketch with Line + Base Color = 10 USD

  • Sketch with Line + Base + Shading = 12 USD

Binary Scenery

  • 6 USD

(Not pictured) Binary Drawings

  • Lined + Base Color = 3 USD

  • Line + Base + Shading = 5 USD

Extra Notes!

  • Extra Characters (eg. Naruto’s head + Sakuras Head) = 3 USD

  • Plain Backgrounds (eg. Dots or Stripes) = 1 USD

  • Detailed Backgrounds (eg. Furniture/houses/nature ect) = 4 USD

Since I’ll draw almost anything, here is what I can’t / wont draw:

Gore (someones guts ripped out ect.)

Animals (I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME DRAWING THEM …. )

Super Detailed Rooms/ outdoors (I can’t draw perspective so trying to do an entire room will take me 42069413 years)

Contact!

You can contact me at Bard.Of.Insanity@gmail.com or message me on tumblr!

If you can’t commission me, or donate, please reblog this c: Thank you.

chinad011:

please watch this

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

ask-flux-chord:

ask-flux-chord:

I found a bunch of armor and stuff I’d really like to buy for halloween (and subsequently the rest of my life), and considering my position in life right now, a job won’t be easy to come by for another year or so. So, if anyone would like to commission me, that’d be a huge help.

In fact, fuckit,…

Noon reblog.

somewhereineverland:

having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”

so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks 

ask-flux-chord:

I found a bunch of armor and stuff I’d really like to buy for halloween (and subsequently the rest of my life), and considering my position in life right now, a job won’t be easy to come by for another year or so. So, if anyone would like to commission me, that’d be a huge help.

In fact, fuckit,…

dead-mare-trotting:

contract-xenon:

((Author here, wanted to say that things are gonna pick up from here. As you can see, we’ve got our first story arc: Rescuing Chrysalis. Problem is, our inbox is completely empty. We were hoping to make this a more interactive blog, where you guys decide where to guide us.

Right about now is a good example of how the audience can influence the story: You could ask the changeling questions, give Rat some answers, or anything that might help the investigation to find the Queen.))

((Just, you know, no self-inserts and no “I know exactly where she is” bullshit. Don’t ruin the fun for everyone.))

Yeah, we’re begging for questions. We haven’t had any since we started the flashback ;w;

Questions plox /)owo/)